I am Fat, Passionless, and Ugly! Story of Ari's Life

Why can't I look like Jake?  So he says, Mummo can't talk about him because she is perfect but I am free to complain because I am fat and he is perfect.  FML.  If only, my biggest problem was what I am going to wear for the photo shoot I would not have much to complain about. But instead, I am a fat, passionless, failure. Coming to terms with the simple fact that I will NEVER, I repeat NEVER look like Jake is shitty! THIS is EXACTLY why I have not come to terms with it yet! I mean I could not eat for a year, and still have an ass the size of Texas. He takes a shit and looses 8 pounds, I eat an apple and I gain 10! Explain to me how this is possible? I run 6 miles, 7 days a week, barely eat and Jake just had a 3x3 with animal style fries, and he is taking his ripped, perfect self to a photo shoot, and I won't eat for three days and the only place I am going is fat camp! 

I have wanted to be in the acting world my whole life. Jake has only recently wanted to be a model, only because Mummo and i said that he should. He goes to get a job at the last minute and the next thing you know BAM, he gets a gig.  Don't get me wrong, i am happy for him and wish nothing but the best, BUT at some point life has to throw me a bone. I mean shit, i feel like Kathy Griffin, i work twice as hard to get half as far. This is my life on the D list no the F list for fat loser.  So yeah, i have many issues. But that isn't a shocker to anyone that knows me. 

Ari

"Live, learn and have faith"......so they say!