We are totally unexpected on every level. From our house to our cars, to our lifestyle to our looks, to how we talk and how we are educated. From our reputations to what is actually real. From here on in you can judge for yourself. Meet the family.
Meet the HBIC.."Mummo"
A picture perfect blonde bombshell. Pretty much an exact replica or life size Barbie, but with a brain. With 2 masters degrees, and 2 undergrad degrees, a cosmotology license and a PSY.D., she is not what you expect. She says what she means and means what she says. You dont bullshit the bullshitter. She can run a game on you and wrap you around her finger, and use you at will, or she can let you in and you will have a true friend, with a huge heart. She is an unstoppable force, and a force to be reckoned with. She is looking for Mr. Right but Mr. Right better have the right stuff.
Meet the number 2 HBIC..."Rere"
She's a down to earth, girl next door with an acid tounge that will bring you down to your knees. She is beautiful and talented. She's spiritual, nurturing and hard working. She doesnt take shit from anybody, and does life according to Risa. She owns her business but still wants to figure out who she wants to be when she grows up. At the end of the day she does what she wants, when she wants to. But make no mistake she will give you the shirt off her back and hugs when you need them. She finally found Mr. Right, but we just hope the he knows what he has gotten himself into.
Meet Adam.."Boo boo"
He's the fucking BOSS. He is 6ft tall 230 pound brick wall. No bullshit, straight talking, head of the family with big broad shoulders. He is the enforcer. When Adam talks, people listen. He has great perception, and can read people very well. He has a logical way of thinking. A heart as big as the ocean, with an iron fucking will. Despite the fact that he's a soilder in the U.S. Army, his word is respected, we always keep in mind what Adam would want for us, and that's what we do.
Meet Kevin.."Foofie"
He is the warrior and the fighter of the family. He's a hooligan, he's a hustler. He does what needs to be done. Or how he thinks shit should be done. He lives in the no fear zone, no one can run a game on him, and can survive on zero. NO one can threaten him with anything. There is nothing he wouldnt do for the people who he loves and respects. If you are not respected by him you are NOTHING to him. His good looks and swag, knock you off his game, you never know what to expect when you see him. First appearnces dont account for anything when it comes to Kevin.
Meet Ari.."JBIC"
He is a blunt, in your face guy. He doesn't care what you think about him. He's got nothing to prove to anyone. He is a fashion obsessed, money drivin, need to be seen, chain smoking, neurotic, uber responsible 19 year old who's got your back when the dust settles.
Meet Jake...."The Bean"
He is the GQ model of the family. From his over 6ft height, to his perfectly ripped body. He is the guy who ALWAYS has an entourage of girls at his beck and call. BUT he is a nerd at heart. Loves technology and is the tech guru. He has a huge heart and compassion for the animal world. Amazing sense of humor, dry sarcastic lib and unrelenting. He always finds a way to get what he wants. Nothing stops him.
Meet Kait..:bumples"
Four and half years old going on 24. She is the DIVA in every sense of the word. All girl all the time, has all the men in the family wrapped. She has no time to learn the alphabet yet knows the name of all of Mummo's MAC lipsticks. She lays out her clothes for the next school day, carries a hand bag, sunglasses and cell phone. She is very clear about how she feels and what she wants. She will always cheer you up when you are sad, but god help you if you get between her and her chocolate cake!
Meet Eva..."bobo"
Blue nose pitt. She is the family dog. She is the doggie world poster dog for KRUNKLE. Grey, sleak, muscled, scary from a distance but sweet at heart. She is smart, loving and silly. She is loved by all and hated by no one. All the dogs wish they were her.
Now that you know about the key players in the family, you can expect the following. You will, laugh with us, cry, get nervous, get rich, get depressed, go on vacations, get fat, get skinny, get botox, handbags, photo shoots, and always live life to the fullest. We never have a dull moment just wait and see for yourself.
"Live and learn, and always have faith"
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