Mummo
"Live, learn and have faith"
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Open Chest, Yank Out Heart..... Ouch!
Who does this? DP proposes, "MG, from the bottom of my heart I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?" Seems pretty straight forward. After a year and a half of dating.... it was time. After all, he was 56 years old, a leader of people, and a veteran of a 20-some year marriage to a woman who left him for another man. He was no stranger to pain or loss. He was intimately familiar with cheating and lies. He always demanded 100 percent authenticity and integrity from me. So i say yes, he puts a big fat ring on my finger, announces to the entire free white world that we are engaged, and getting married, makes me a part of his family, completely integrates me into his work life......AND THEN the roller coaster ride begins. DP, on the down low, tells his family to back the fuck off, round 1 is he wants to postpone the wedding date for a year. Round 2, is that after 2 yrs together, he's just not down with the idea of having to live with my 5 yr old. Round 3, is that he just doesn't know if he can ever get married. Round 4, is that he no longer has time to express love for me, and finally round 5, is that he loves me wayyyyyy more then he loves himself, therefore i can just get the fuck out of his life. WTF! So let me understand how this works? I am beautiful, I'm hot, I'm intelligent,I'm self sufficient, I'm honest, respectful, reliable, responsible, i loved him unconditionally despite his age, his selfish ways, his infirmities, his funky house, by funky i mean SHITTY, his latex gloves, his crazy yodels, his twitching feet, his funny walk, and his goofy smile; I just wanted to spend the rest of my life making memories with him and for this he ushers me out of his life. With a " if i change my mind, i will connect with you ASAP, hope you have fun driving across the Mojave by your self in the dark!" Like i asked who does this? Is it me? Should i have just been a lying, cheating,calculating, self motivated, unpredictable, manipulative bitch? Maybe he would be snoring next to me right now, happily married ever after. FML!
Model Status
On the job hunt yesterday with the HBIC and the JBIC...Mummo and Ari, a nice opportunity came my way. Last stop of the day was at the mall, and Ari pretty much said that Abercrombie and Hollister hired guys with perfect bodies to greet people at the door. Abercrombie only hired 18 and older so that was a total bust. But when i went to Hollister, that's when shit went my way, as usual. Walked in, went to the front and out of a line of 20 guys i was chosen right away for a "personal" interview. Pretty sure the manager had the hotts for me. Next thing i knew i had the job and needed to come in the next day to take some photos for corporate to see if they wanted to use me for the face of the store. Pretty funny that on a job hunt for Ari, he ends up getting me a job. Just his fuckin luck. hahaha
I am officially a Hollister Floor Model!!! As long as I do well on my first shift, I should be set! Wish me luck!
-Jake
"Live and learn, and always have faith"
I am officially a Hollister Floor Model!!! As long as I do well on my first shift, I should be set! Wish me luck!
-Jake
"Live and learn, and always have faith"
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Meet the Krunkles
Most of us have always heard that famous quote, Never judge a book by it's cover. Well we are here to tell you, that you damn well better believe it. Things are NOT always what they seem. That is Krunkle. That is who we are. You love us, you hate us, but yet you are always fascinated by us. We are the family everyone wants to be.
We are totally unexpected on every level. From our house to our cars, to our lifestyle to our looks, to how we talk and how we are educated. From our reputations to what is actually real. From here on in you can judge for yourself. Meet the family.
Meet the HBIC.."Mummo"
A picture perfect blonde bombshell. Pretty much an exact replica or life size Barbie, but with a brain. With 2 masters degrees, and 2 undergrad degrees, a cosmotology license and a PSY.D., she is not what you expect. She says what she means and means what she says. You dont bullshit the bullshitter. She can run a game on you and wrap you around her finger, and use you at will, or she can let you in and you will have a true friend, with a huge heart. She is an unstoppable force, and a force to be reckoned with. She is looking for Mr. Right but Mr. Right better have the right stuff.
Meet the number 2 HBIC..."Rere"
She's a down to earth, girl next door with an acid tounge that will bring you down to your knees. She is beautiful and talented. She's spiritual, nurturing and hard working. She doesnt take shit from anybody, and does life according to Risa. She owns her business but still wants to figure out who she wants to be when she grows up. At the end of the day she does what she wants, when she wants to. But make no mistake she will give you the shirt off her back and hugs when you need them. She finally found Mr. Right, but we just hope the he knows what he has gotten himself into.
Meet Adam.."Boo boo"
He's the fucking BOSS. He is 6ft tall 230 pound brick wall. No bullshit, straight talking, head of the family with big broad shoulders. He is the enforcer. When Adam talks, people listen. He has great perception, and can read people very well. He has a logical way of thinking. A heart as big as the ocean, with an iron fucking will. Despite the fact that he's a soilder in the U.S. Army, his word is respected, we always keep in mind what Adam would want for us, and that's what we do.
Meet Kevin.."Foofie"
He is the warrior and the fighter of the family. He's a hooligan, he's a hustler. He does what needs to be done. Or how he thinks shit should be done. He lives in the no fear zone, no one can run a game on him, and can survive on zero. NO one can threaten him with anything. There is nothing he wouldnt do for the people who he loves and respects. If you are not respected by him you are NOTHING to him. His good looks and swag, knock you off his game, you never know what to expect when you see him. First appearnces dont account for anything when it comes to Kevin.
Meet Ari.."JBIC"
He is a blunt, in your face guy. He doesn't care what you think about him. He's got nothing to prove to anyone. He is a fashion obsessed, money drivin, need to be seen, chain smoking, neurotic, uber responsible 19 year old who's got your back when the dust settles.
Meet Jake...."The Bean"
He is the GQ model of the family. From his over 6ft height, to his perfectly ripped body. He is the guy who ALWAYS has an entourage of girls at his beck and call. BUT he is a nerd at heart. Loves technology and is the tech guru. He has a huge heart and compassion for the animal world. Amazing sense of humor, dry sarcastic lib and unrelenting. He always finds a way to get what he wants. Nothing stops him.
Meet Kait..:bumples"
Four and half years old going on 24. She is the DIVA in every sense of the word. All girl all the time, has all the men in the family wrapped. She has no time to learn the alphabet yet knows the name of all of Mummo's MAC lipsticks. She lays out her clothes for the next school day, carries a hand bag, sunglasses and cell phone. She is very clear about how she feels and what she wants. She will always cheer you up when you are sad, but god help you if you get between her and her chocolate cake!
Meet Eva..."bobo"
Blue nose pitt. She is the family dog. She is the doggie world poster dog for KRUNKLE. Grey, sleak, muscled, scary from a distance but sweet at heart. She is smart, loving and silly. She is loved by all and hated by no one. All the dogs wish they were her.
Now that you know about the key players in the family, you can expect the following. You will, laugh with us, cry, get nervous, get rich, get depressed, go on vacations, get fat, get skinny, get botox, handbags, photo shoots, and always live life to the fullest. We never have a dull moment just wait and see for yourself.
"Live and learn, and always have faith"
We are totally unexpected on every level. From our house to our cars, to our lifestyle to our looks, to how we talk and how we are educated. From our reputations to what is actually real. From here on in you can judge for yourself. Meet the family.
Meet the HBIC.."Mummo"
A picture perfect blonde bombshell. Pretty much an exact replica or life size Barbie, but with a brain. With 2 masters degrees, and 2 undergrad degrees, a cosmotology license and a PSY.D., she is not what you expect. She says what she means and means what she says. You dont bullshit the bullshitter. She can run a game on you and wrap you around her finger, and use you at will, or she can let you in and you will have a true friend, with a huge heart. She is an unstoppable force, and a force to be reckoned with. She is looking for Mr. Right but Mr. Right better have the right stuff.
Meet the number 2 HBIC..."Rere"
She's a down to earth, girl next door with an acid tounge that will bring you down to your knees. She is beautiful and talented. She's spiritual, nurturing and hard working. She doesnt take shit from anybody, and does life according to Risa. She owns her business but still wants to figure out who she wants to be when she grows up. At the end of the day she does what she wants, when she wants to. But make no mistake she will give you the shirt off her back and hugs when you need them. She finally found Mr. Right, but we just hope the he knows what he has gotten himself into.
Meet Adam.."Boo boo"
He's the fucking BOSS. He is 6ft tall 230 pound brick wall. No bullshit, straight talking, head of the family with big broad shoulders. He is the enforcer. When Adam talks, people listen. He has great perception, and can read people very well. He has a logical way of thinking. A heart as big as the ocean, with an iron fucking will. Despite the fact that he's a soilder in the U.S. Army, his word is respected, we always keep in mind what Adam would want for us, and that's what we do.
Meet Kevin.."Foofie"
He is the warrior and the fighter of the family. He's a hooligan, he's a hustler. He does what needs to be done. Or how he thinks shit should be done. He lives in the no fear zone, no one can run a game on him, and can survive on zero. NO one can threaten him with anything. There is nothing he wouldnt do for the people who he loves and respects. If you are not respected by him you are NOTHING to him. His good looks and swag, knock you off his game, you never know what to expect when you see him. First appearnces dont account for anything when it comes to Kevin.
Meet Ari.."JBIC"
He is a blunt, in your face guy. He doesn't care what you think about him. He's got nothing to prove to anyone. He is a fashion obsessed, money drivin, need to be seen, chain smoking, neurotic, uber responsible 19 year old who's got your back when the dust settles.
Meet Jake...."The Bean"
He is the GQ model of the family. From his over 6ft height, to his perfectly ripped body. He is the guy who ALWAYS has an entourage of girls at his beck and call. BUT he is a nerd at heart. Loves technology and is the tech guru. He has a huge heart and compassion for the animal world. Amazing sense of humor, dry sarcastic lib and unrelenting. He always finds a way to get what he wants. Nothing stops him.
Meet Kait..:bumples"
Four and half years old going on 24. She is the DIVA in every sense of the word. All girl all the time, has all the men in the family wrapped. She has no time to learn the alphabet yet knows the name of all of Mummo's MAC lipsticks. She lays out her clothes for the next school day, carries a hand bag, sunglasses and cell phone. She is very clear about how she feels and what she wants. She will always cheer you up when you are sad, but god help you if you get between her and her chocolate cake!
Meet Eva..."bobo"
Blue nose pitt. She is the family dog. She is the doggie world poster dog for KRUNKLE. Grey, sleak, muscled, scary from a distance but sweet at heart. She is smart, loving and silly. She is loved by all and hated by no one. All the dogs wish they were her.
Now that you know about the key players in the family, you can expect the following. You will, laugh with us, cry, get nervous, get rich, get depressed, go on vacations, get fat, get skinny, get botox, handbags, photo shoots, and always live life to the fullest. We never have a dull moment just wait and see for yourself.
"Live and learn, and always have faith"
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